I once took 200 custard pies to a birthday party held in a nightclub. Yes, it was as good a night as you could hope.
I once had a chocolate teapot presented to the Chancellor of the Exchequer for services to Freelancers.
I had the first ever cellular carphone in Scotland. The nearest cell site was Liverpool. Having two aerials on a white Sierra meant that I picked up a lot of accidental taxi traffic.
I worked in Amsterdam for 6 months and stayed at the American Hotel. Came home from work and Robbie Williams was in the bar with his entourage. The barman served me before Robbie Williams as it was ‘regulars first’.
I took a 1974 American Police Car to the Blues Brothers band show in Glasgow. The band came out for pictures with the car.